|I checked Wikipedia's list of flag color combos. Blue, green, and purple isn't one. Also, there's a list of flag color combos.|
|Select your own punchline.|
|Metron called, he wants his chair back.|
He thinks out loud, blaming Captain America. Apparently, all the chrono-clues point to him.
Kang: "But I saw you meet your end in the 20th century! How can you be responsible, unless..."
Getting an idea, he checks the 21st century.
Kang: "Of course. I did not conquer the Earth just to see it wiped from existence. Damocles, prepare the fleet for timejump!"
So, Kang the Conqueror. The Earth's future is either complete annihilation, or a global dictatorship. Lesser of two evils, I guess. As his fleet gets ready to go back in time, there's a timewave.. thingy that wipes out much of his crew, and nearly his wife, Princess Ravonna. He arrives in the 21st century as his wife flickers between existence and nonexistence in his arms.
Kang: "I'll save our entire timeline. Even if I have to conquer this timeline to do it."
But... if you conquer the past, you're not going to be able to ensure that the future is exactly how you remember it, unless you already did that in your timeline, but then where are those timeshifts coming from and....
|It's either this or a migraine. I choose this.|