"Did you summon Nepthys? It only counts if you summoned Nepthys." |
Things get lost when you adapt books to TV or film.
Extraneous details that provide a world-building experience are usually the
first things to go, since TV shows and films can fill in the world's details
using "show, don't tell."
Goosebumps is no different. The stories are streamlined,
details are lost, sometimes entire characters don't even make the cut, like Dr.
Fielding from the book version of this story.
But unlike most of the other episodes, I'd say that this
story was actually damaged by the adaptation process. Don't get me wrong, some of the changes are for the better,
like shortening the sequence with repeating the magic words. That would have
eaten up screen time otherwise. And we don't really need to see Gabe get off
the plane and meet up with his family.
But the episode loses something by removing Dr. Fielding.
Sure, his character isn't really necessary, but his professional disagreements
with Uncle Ben do more to set up the risks of opening the tomb than just having
a local guy freak out about a curse. It'd be far less stereotypical, too.
And in the book, Uncle Ben actually figured out that
something was up with Nila when she knew a bit too much about the lore
surrounding Khor-Ru's tomb, which made his character a bit more worthwhile.
Speaking of worthwhile, Gabe actually defeated Nila in the
book by getting involved in the scuffle between her and Khor-Ru and accidentally
breaking her necklace. Which is loads better than just watching from the
corner, as he does in the episode.
I really wish there were more meat to this episode, but most of the mummy's backstory is infodumped at the end of the episode.
Not that that's always a bad thing. "Mummy on the Orient Express" was great. |
Most of the episode is just... talking about legends and stuff. Which is fine to set the mood, but can't really carry a story. Even the Goosebumps book about a legend ("Legend of the Lost Legend") had less exposition about legends.
Themes
This is R.L. Stine's tribute to classic mummy horror
stories. It's got everything. Scarabs, curses, magical artifacts, the works.
Everything but gunplay, sadly. |
Unfortunately, there's very little to make this episode
anything but a stereotypical mummy story. Sure, R.L. Stine's abundant
creativity can often overwhelm a coherent story, but I think a bit of that
creativity would do wonders for this one.
Characters
Gabe Sabry (Daniel DeSanto)
As far as bland, nondescript Goosebumps protagonists go,
he's not the blandest.
DeSanto works with what he has, but there's just not much
for the character to do. He's pretty much a spectator in his own story.
Dr. Uncle Ben Hassad (Elias Zarou)
He seems like a neat guy. I guess.
Goosebumps doesn't ever really do much in the way of parents
or legal guardians, since their primary function is to be oblivious to whatever
supernaturalness is going on.
Uncle Ben has more of a hand in progressing the story, since
it's his dig site and all, but that doesn't mean he gets extra
characterization. Despite his importance to getting the story started, at the
end of the day, he's just another adult who doesn't know what's really going
on. Which, as I mentioned earlier, is actually a step down from the character
from the book.
Sari Hassad (Annick Obonsawin)
I like Sari. Out of all the characters in the story, she has
the most personality. She likes to tease her cousin, but doesn't do it to be
mean. She's a bit of a troublemaker, too, saying magic words and defiling
tombs.
I think the look on her face as her dad explains the lore
behind Prince Khor-Ru pretty much cemented her as the best character in this
episode.
Princess Nila a.k.a. Nila Rahmad (Afrah Gouda)
The hardest part of being a reviewer is having to be a
critic.
I mean, I've ripped into the Marvel Animation Universe in
general, and Man of Action in particular, but I'm sure that they're all
wonderful people with a genuine passion for what they're doing... even if I
absolutely hate some of the stuff they've done. Heck, sometimes the people who
work on the things I talk about actually respond to me, which is always a bit
of a shock.
Having tried my hand at both acting and directing in
college, I understand that a bad performance isn't always the actor's fault.
Maybe the dialogue sucked, maybe the director was just collecting a paycheck, maybe the only take that wasn't eaten by rabid gophers
was the worst take.
So, with that in mind... Afrah Gouda gives the worst
performance I've seen in any Goosebumps episode.
"So you're saying she isn't very... Gouda?" |
...But yes.
I feel so bad saying this because from everything I've seen,
she seems to be a nice enough person. But her performance is flat as a pancake when she's
pretending to be a reporter. And when she reveals herself to be an ancient Egyptian
princess, there's an artificial coldness that I don't
buy for one second. She talks to her brother with the same flat energy she uses
to say "Silence, foolish peasant," making her performance flat and
monotone.
The lines she has to deal with aren't great, since they're
mostly exposition, but they could be vastly improved with a little variation in
tone. Maybe some glee at being alive again? Anger at Gabe for interrupting her?
A genuinely heartfelt reunion with her brother, making his defeat of her
slightly tragic?
And, of course, I hope I've made it clear that I'm not criticizing her for simply having an accent, since I understand that it could very well be real... but I have no way of finding out. There's barely any information about Miss (Mrs.?) Gouda on
the internet, and the only other thing she's credited for aside from Goosebumps is a single episode of Air Emergency, which,
after a bit of searching, I actually managed to track down on DVD through my local library's online catalog system... on the sketchiest-looking DVD possible. When I went to return it, the librarian didn't informed me that it couldn't be sent back to the library it came from. Because the library that sent it burned down ten years ago. ...Okay, that last part's not true.
So this is merely speculation, but I am aware that
she may be using her real accent. If that's the case, it's also entirely possible that English
isn't her first language, which might explain the rather flat performance... but there's really no way to verify anything, since the
Goosebumps TV series is very hard to find information on. The DVD releases have no special features, and most Google searches will only turn up information on
the movie or the books, which is why you won't be seeing me addressing much in
the way of behind-the-scenes trivia for this show.
My ultimate point is this: The acting is wooden. I don't know if English is her first language. I'm sorry.
Monster of the Week: Prince Khor-Ru (Peter Jarvis)
He's a mummy.
...What more can I say? He's an undead Egyptian prince who
wants nothing more to rest. Having Nila be the real villain of the story is
an alright twist, but all the buildup seems kind of wasted when all the mummy
does is shuffle around.
Sure, Peter Jarvis gives us some very solid mummy shuffling,
but the episode is about 90% buildup to a mummy who walks out and demands to be
left alone.
Visuals
I made fun of the limited sets, but the sets are really good
for a TV budget. Credit where it's due. Gabe's summoner and Prince Khor-Ru look
pretty good, as well.
In fact, there's really only one problem with this episode's
visuals.
This is a scarab. |
This is a cockroach. |
They look nothing alike.
And you know what the worst part is?
They show us an actual scarab to compare Nila’s hissing
cockroach form to.
Granted, I don't know how they would fake a scarab crawling
around, since this episode doesn't have enough of a budget to make a CGI one,
but...yeah. This is like filming an episode with a werewolf... and using a
golden retriever.
But I'd imagine that most of the budget was spent on the
pyramid set. And even then, it's clear that the pyramid's interior mostly
consists of the same few sets, simply redecorated and shot from different
angles. So I’d imagine that the set ate up a good chunk of the budget.
Child Grabbing: 2
To be fair, what else is a disembodied hand going to do? Sari was just being mean, though.
Foliage POV Cam: No
What foliage?
Red Paint: No
X-Files Shout Out: No
X-Files Shout Out: No
Final Thoughts
Meh. It tries its best to be atmospheric, but falls short on
delivering anything beyond some nice sets. And Nila's infodump and the long
stretches of wandering through a pyramid turn that atmosphere into a monotonous
slog.
Next time, another sequel that was adapted in favor of the
original story. But this time, they actually left the telltale "II"
in the episode title. See you then!
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