But this guy more than made up for that. |
So let’s begin the look at Captain America’s new place
within the Marvel Cinematic Universe and see if he even likes where he’s ended
up.
Probably likes it better than being in a Fantastic Four movie, that’s for sure. |
Why must you tempt fate, Marvel? |
The film opens with a sunrise overlooking Washington DC.
Specifically, the part that everyone imagines when they read the words
"Washington DC." The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool and some
national monuments. Among the monuments, a man (Anthony Mackie) is having
himself a nice, early morning jog. Steve Rogers (Chris Evans), on the other
hand, has decided to be a showoff today.
Steve Rogers: "On your left."
In the course of this guy's run, he gets passed by Steve
Rogers no fewer than three times, each time...
Man: "Don't say it; don't you say it."
Steve Rogers: "On your left."
Steve Rogers: "On your left."
But the man manages to finish his run, though it leaves him very out of breath. Steve though? He's practically glowing. But he still walks
up to the out-of-breath guy and strikes up a friendly conversation with him.
Man: "Dude, you just ran, like thirteen miles in thirty
minutes."
Steve Rogers: "I guess I got a late start."
Man: "Really? You should be ashamed of yourself. You should take another lap. ...Did you take it? I assume you just took it."
Steve Rogers: "I guess I got a late start."
Man: "Really? You should be ashamed of yourself. You should take another lap. ...Did you take it? I assume you just took it."
The man, Sam Wilson, identifies himself as a former member
of the 58th Pararescue who currently works at the VA. He easily identifies the
blonde-haired, blue-eyed superman as Steve Rogers and asks him how he's coping
with the 21st century.
Sam: "It's your bed, right?
Sam, no stranger to the hard surfaces they had to sleep on
in warzones, suggests that Cap should try sleeping on the floor until he gets
used to being back home.
Sam: "You must miss the good old days, huh?"
Steve Rogers: "Well, things aren't so bad. Food's a lot better; we used to boil everything."
Steve Rogers: "Well, things aren't so bad. Food's a lot better; we used to boil everything."
"Have you tried shawarma? I had some in New York; it was pretty tasty.” |
Steve Rogers: "No polio is good."
Give it time, Steve. If the anti-vaccers get their way,
it'll make a comeback soon enough.
Steve Rogers: "Internet, so helpful. I've been reading
that a lot, trying to catch up."
And if the MCU internet is anything like ours, then I bet
all those pictures of Cap and Tony kissing took a while for him to get used to.
"Have you seen that film on the You-Tubes, the one where the kid bites the other kid's finger?" |
"Yeah. While you were still in the ice, actually." |
"Oh. What about Charlie the Unicorn?" |
"Yeah." |
"What about...." |
"I've seen Trogdor." |
"...Oh." |
"Pisco"? Somebody told him to try brandy from Peru? |
But as they talk, Steve's S.H.I.E.L.D. cell phone goes off,
letting him know that duty calls. I'm of two minds on criticizing his text
alert sound, though. Every single old person I know sets their phone to sound
like an actual phone ringing... but Steve might not even know he can change the
alert sound at all.
Even clandestine black ops missions look friendlier with a smiley! |
Right off the bat, it’s pretty clear that this text isn’t
from Fury. I mean, his smiley would look like this.
.-)
Anyway, Steve and Sam amicably say goodbye with a bit more
good-natured ribbing. Speaking of which, Black Widow pulls up in a rather inconspicuous black Porsche.
Black Widow: "Hey, fellas. Either one of you know where
the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."
In little time, Captain America is on a S.H.I.E.L.D.
Quinjet, heading towards the Indian Ocean. En route, Cap and the members of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s
special ops group, Strike, get their info from Agent Brock Rumlow (Frank Grillo).
Agent Rumlow: "Target is a mobile satellite launch
platform, the Lemurian Star. They were sending up their last payload when
pirates took them 93 minutes ago."
Captain America: "Any demands?"
Agent Rumlow: "Billion and a half."
Captain America: "Any demands?"
Agent Rumlow: "Billion and a half."
Oh, come on, you might as well just ask for two billion at
that point.
Captain America: "Why so steep?"
Agent Rumlow: "Because it's S.H.I.E.L.D.'s."
Agent Rumlow: "Because it's S.H.I.E.L.D.'s."
Cap's a little bummed over this, because this means that S.H.I.E.L.D.
has been trespassing and just got caught with their pants down. By pirates. The
pirates themselves are led by Georges Batroc (Georges St-Pierre). Known in the
comics as Batroc the Leaper, but best known to me as an oft-recurring minor
nuisance in Ultimate Spider-Man.
Because when I think “gritty, realistic Captain America film,” I think “goofy French stereotypes.” |
Batroc the Leaper is based around one joke: He’s French. And
since “frogs” is a derogatory way to refer to the French, we have a Frenchman
with the power to jump. And in case you thought that was just a coincidence,
“Batroc” sounds a lot like “batrachian,” meaning “frog-like.”
And yet, somehow, the film version of this gimmick character
is an ex-DGSE agent, meaning that he’s essentially a French James Bond gone
rogue.
Agent Rumlow: "He's at the top of Interpol's Red
Notice."
...This guy? I mean… really? Geez, Tony Stark really must
have created world peace if Interpol's most wanted is a French pirate. No
offense meant to the French, but they haven't produced any fearsome pirates
since Francois l'Olonnais. Now he was a tough ol' scallywag. Shame about that
incident with the Kuna, though.
But Batroc is apparently determined to be a force to be
reckoned with, despite his lack of superpowers or gadgets. And to that end, Batroc's
taken some hostages. Among them, Coulson's buddy from the Marvel One-Shots,
Agent Jasper Sitwell (Maximiliano Hernandez). Captain America gives everybody their particular orders for
this mission and then prepares to jump out of the Quinjet while Black Widow
continues to exercise her newfound talent at snarking. As does Cap.
Black Widow: "You do anything fun Saturday night?"
Captain America: "Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really."
Captain America: "Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really."
Before he jumps, Widow throws out her two cents.
Black Widow: "You know, if you ask Kristen out, from
Statistics, she'd probably say yes."
Captain America: "That's why I don't ask."
Black Widow: "Too shy or too scared?"
Captain America: "Too busy!"
Captain America: "That's why I don't ask."
Black Widow: "Too shy or too scared?"
Captain America: "Too busy!"
Sound like the real answer is “both.” But with that, he
jumps out into the waters of the Indian Ocean.
Strike Agent: "Was he wearing a parachute?"
Agent Rumlow: "No. No he wasn't."
Agent Rumlow: "No. No he wasn't."
Hopefully, that shield can save him from the fact that hitting water from a few hundred feet up is like hitting concrete. |
Man, this Silent Takedown makes me want to play one of the Arkham games. |
And the guy was reaching for the fire alarm, even though
there was no fire. Captain America’s a stickler for the rules. |
Before one final pirate can get lucky and score a headshot
on the good Captain, Rumlow and the other members of Strike come in to lend a
quick hand. After Black Widow joins them to continue her matchmaking....
Captain America: "Secure the engine. Then find me a
date."
Black Widow: "I'm multitasking."
Black Widow: "I'm multitasking."
…We take a look at the hostages, who really don’t have that
much to do. Partially because they're secured with zip-ties, but mostly because
they're being looked after by a rather nutso pirate who's yelling at them about
how he should kill one of them to prove his group's seriousness to S.H.I.E.L.D.
Elsewhere, Batroc has his men prepare the ship for the next
phase of their plan while Widow attacks some guys in the engine room.
And since they stole a mobile launch platform, I await Batroc’s declaration of “Zen fire ze missiles!” |
Back with the hostages, the nutso pirate arbitrarily decides
that unless Batroc tells him otherwise within two minutes, he's going to start
killing hostage. A thug outside says he'll inform Batroc, but gets tazed before
he can let anyone know. Meaning that strike just gave themselves an arbitrary
time limit to deal with these pirates.
Within that two minutes, Cap, Strike, and Black Widow all
get into position before launching their rescue mission. Though for Widow,
she's got a few more guys to zap with her wrist-tasers than the other guys. The
last guys she fights even gets a pipe wrench to the face.
Though I still feel sorrier for the poor security guard who
got a hit of Mace to the face. The guy was just doing his legitimate job. |
Agent Sitwell: "I told you. S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't
negotiate."
Unless you destroy Harlem, in which case you’re offered ajob.
Cap makes his way up to Batroc on the bridge, but it seems
that the guy's legs are still pretty well-developed, even without the title of
"the Leaper." The Frenchman runs off while Strike infiltrates the
rest of the ship. But Black Widow isn't where she's supposed to be. Cap tries to contact her, but ends up having to block a boot to ze face with his shield.
"Boot to ze face!" |
I will not be making the obvious “leapfrog” joke to discuss
their fight. ...Except that saying I won't make the joke is kind of a joke in and of itself. Aw, nutbunnies. |
It's a really cool fight. Less cool is St-Pierre’s's acting.
Luckily, he has few lines. And they're in French, so it's harder to tell that
he's not putting much emotion into them.
Batroc tells off Cap for hiding behind a shield, so Cap puts
it on his back and kicks Batroc's hiney mano a mano. Or rather, mano a pie.
He knocks down Batroc with an ironic boot to ze face, but
the fight spills into a nearby room filled with computers. Computers which the
Black Widow just happened to be using. After knocking out Batroc, Cap asks what
exactly she thinks she's doing in the middle of this rescue mission.
Black Widow: "Backing up the hard drive. It's a good
habit to get into."
She's downloading some classified S.H.I.E.L.D. intel, which
Captain America assumes is going against their assigned mission, until Widow
tells him that Nick Fury gave her the task of getting the data while not
informing anyone else.
While Cap tries to give her a piece of his mind, Batroc
escapes by lobbing a grenade. The heroes dodge the ensuing blast and try to
regain control of the situation.
Black Widow: "Okay, that one's on me."
Captain America: "You're damn right."
Captain America: "You're damn right."
Oh, the irony. |
Anyway, Captain America waltzes into Fury's office and chews
him out about how he didn't give Cap all the intel about the mission.
Captain America: "Those hostages could have died,
Nick."
Nick Fury: "I sent the greatest soldier in history to make sure that didn't happen."
Captain America: "Soldiers trust each other; that's what makes it an army, not a bunch of guys running around shooting guns."
Nick Fury: "Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye."
Nick Fury: "I sent the greatest soldier in history to make sure that didn't happen."
Captain America: "Soldiers trust each other; that's what makes it an army, not a bunch of guys running around shooting guns."
Nick Fury: "Last time I trusted someone, I lost an eye."
"So now, I get my own damn eyelashes out." |
But Fury did this on purpose, since he knew that Cap isn't
exactly comfortable with the dirtier side of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Nick Fury: "Agent Romanoff is comfortable with
everything."
There’s a joke about slash fic in there somewhere….
Nick Fury: "It's called compartmentalization. Nobody
spills the secrets because nobody knows them all."
Captain America: "except you."
Nick Fury: "You're wrong about me. I do share."
Captain America: "except you."
Nick Fury: "You're wrong about me. I do share."
"Can't you tell by my warm smile and friendly demeanor?" |
Nick Fury: "My grandfather operated one of these things
for forty years. Granddad worked in a nice building. Got good tips. He'd walk
home every night, a roll of ones stuffed in his lunch bag. He'd say,
"Hi." People would say hi back. Time went on, the neighborhood got
rougher." He'd say hi, they'd say keep on steppin'. Granddad got to
gripping that lunch bag a little tighter."
Captain America: "Did he ever get mugged?"
Nick Fury: "Every week some punk would say "what's in the bag?""
Captain America: "What did he do?"
Nick Fury: "He'd show 'em. Bunch of crumpled ones and a loaded .22 Magnum. Yeah, granddad loved people. But he didn't trust them very much."
Captain America: "Did he ever get mugged?"
Nick Fury: "Every week some punk would say "what's in the bag?""
Captain America: "What did he do?"
Nick Fury: "He'd show 'em. Bunch of crumpled ones and a loaded .22 Magnum. Yeah, granddad loved people. But he didn't trust them very much."
Huh. I’m sure that little conversation won’t end up
resonating with the central themes of the film.
Anyway, as the elevator descends, Fury's version of
"protection" comes into view. Project Insight. Three brand-spanking
new helicarriers, armed to the teeth with guns, jets, and who-knows-what,
linked to targeting satellites that were launched from the Lemurian Star.
Helicarriers that can fly forever, thanks to some repulsor engines designed by
Tony Stark.
Nick Fury: "He had a few suggestions once he got an
up-close look at one of our old turbines."
Fury's optimistic over the prospect of being able to
eliminate threats before they happen, but Cap disagrees with Fury's literal
"shoot first and ask questions later" approach, as do I.
I mean, sometimes you need to step back and say "Are we
ever going to find ourselves in a situation where we'll need to kill a thousand
people in sixty seconds?" Because that is literally what Fury says these
things are capable of.
A thousand per minute.
On the one hand, yes, hostile aliens did invade New York.
And being able to eliminate hostile aliens quickly could have saved a lot of
lives. On the other hand, this is textbook supervillain technology that's pointed at the ground, not the skies.
And not only that, but their satellites can identify targets
by scanning their DNA. From space.
Privacy is dead.
Nick Fury: "We're gonna neutralize a lot of threats
before they even happen."
I'm sure they do good work in the pre-crime department.
Nick Fury: “After New York, I convinced the World Security
Council we needed a quantum surge in threat analysis."
Well, I'm glad Fury didn't say a "quantum leap,"
which actually refers to the tiniest possible change... But according to the
internet, a "quantum surge" is an energy burst created by an object
emerging into normal space from subspace. And the cited source is an episode of Star Trek: Voyager. The worst episode of Star Trek: Voyager, in fact. You know,
the one where Tom Paris goes so fast that he turns into a fishman, then he
turns the captain into a fishlady and mates with her.
…I’m getting off track.
Nick Fury: "For once, we're way ahead of the
curve."
Captain America: "By holding a gun to everyone on Earth and calling it 'protection.'"
Captain America: "By holding a gun to everyone on Earth and calling it 'protection.'"
Hey, the NRA would have you believe that the only way to
stop people secretly carrying guns into public places is to secretly carry your
own gun into a public place.
But this is just another version of the age-old debate:
security vs. freedom.
On the one hand, eliminating potential threats, by definition, prevents them from becoming threats.
On the other hand... how far can S.H.I.E.L.D. take the idea of crime prevention?
Stopping a bomber before he can trigger his bomb? Good.
Arresting a bomber as he builds his bomb? Great.
Arresting a man who might decide to bomb something at some point in the future? Then you're arresting an innocent man.
It's the old "Going back in time and killing baby Hitler" dilemma, only you're not sure if the baby in question is actually Hitler.
On the one hand, eliminating potential threats, by definition, prevents them from becoming threats.
On the other hand... how far can S.H.I.E.L.D. take the idea of crime prevention?
Stopping a bomber before he can trigger his bomb? Good.
Arresting a bomber as he builds his bomb? Great.
Arresting a man who might decide to bomb something at some point in the future? Then you're arresting an innocent man.
It's the old "Going back in time and killing baby Hitler" dilemma, only you're not sure if the baby in question is actually Hitler.
But Fury calls Steve out on his hypocrisy, since no
generation is completely clean.
Nick Fury: "You know, I read those SSR files."
"Midnight Oil. What a horror show. And don’t get me started on all the stuff that went down after Whitney Frost was stopped. Things only got crazier from there.” |
Nick Fury: "'Greatest Generation'? You guys did some
nasty stuff."
Captain America: "Yeah, we compromised. Sometimes in ways that made us not
sleep so well. But we did it so that people could be free. This isn't freedom.
This is fear."
I probably don’t have to tell you how much this draws on
real life concerns. And much like real life, each side has some good points.
Cap is justifiably concerned about the lack of freedom and the apparent abolition
of “innocent until proven guilty,” but Fury is more concerned with protecting
those people Cap is worrying about. And since Fury’s the one in charge, it’s
his way or the highway, and he wants Cap to be on his side with this.
Captain America: "Don't hold your breath."
In need of some “me-time,” Steve rides his motorbike over to
the Smithsonian, where Gary Sinise narrates the life story of Captain America. Steve
takes a look at his own exhibit while dressed inconspicuously. And by
"inconspicuously," I mean "dressed like he's about to blow the
place up."
“If you don’t tell the guard about my bomb, I’ll let you live.” |
He looks around at the old pictures and memorabilia, making
sure to take some time at Bucky's memorial.
Voiceover: "Barnes is the only Howling Commando to give
his life in service of his country."
Except for Junior Juniper, who died in the Agent Carter episode "The Iron Ceiling." Though, to be fair, that episode was written after this film was made.
Except for Junior Juniper, who died in the Agent Carter episode "The Iron Ceiling." Though, to be fair, that episode was written after this film was made.
Steve also watches the informational film there, featuring
Peggy Cater (Haley Atwell) in 1953, telling a story.
Peggy Carter: "A blizzard had trapped half our
battalion behind the enemy line. Steve... Captain Rogers, he fought his way
through a HYDRA blockade that had pinned down our allies for months. He saved
over 1000 men. Including the man who would... who would become my husband, as
it turned out."
Because of this line, once Agent Carter started, my money
was on on Agent Sousa. Not only does his prosthetic leg harken back to
pre-Super Soldier Steve Rogers, but he's the only character in the show who
actually fought in Europe during WW2. So much for the mystery there, I guess. Even
before the Season 2 finale where they hooked up.
But to try and prolong that mystery, when Steve visits his
best girl in the present, this mysterious husband is noticeably absent from
Peggy's pictures with her kids.
The years have taken their toll on Peggy.
Leaving CG wrinkles on her face. |
They reminisce and talk about Steve's growing uneasiness. In
the 21st century, things aren't as black-and-white as he remembers, and not
just because they have TV in color now. He's not sure what to do with himself,
and his heroics aren't successfully distracting him from this problem.
Peggy: "Look, you saved the world. We rather mucked it
up."
Steve: "You didn't. Knowing that you helped found S.H.I.E.L.D. is half the reason I stay."
Steve: "You didn't. Knowing that you helped found S.H.I.E.L.D. is half the reason I stay."
But Peggy gives Steve the one piece of advice he needs to
keep in mind.
Peggy: "The world has changed. And none of us can go
back. All we can do is our best. And sometimes the best we can do is to start
over."
But alas, as a clear reminder of how much things have
changed, Peggy has a small fit, after which she looks at Steve like it's been
forever. Because in her mind, it has been.
Peggy: "It's been so long... so long."
Steve: "Well, I couldn't leave my best girl. Not when she owes me a dance."
Steve: "Well, I couldn't leave my best girl. Not when she owes me a dance."
It's pretty freaking tragic.
As Steve works his way through a memory-loss-fueled
encounter that would make Nicholas Sparks jealous that he never thought of it,
Fury tries to look at that Project Insight data he had Widow steal from the
Lemurian Star.
Computer: Access denied."
Nick Fury: Run decryption."
Computer: "Decryption failed."
Nick Fury: "Director override, Fury, Nicholas J."
Computer: "Override denied. All files sealed."
Nick Fury: Run decryption."
Computer: "Decryption failed."
Nick Fury: "Director override, Fury, Nicholas J."
Computer: "Override denied. All files sealed."
"Say 'Access Denied" one more time, motherf-" |
Computer: "Fury, Nicholas J."
Huh. Usually, in fiction, telling a computer to not do what
you tell it results in a paradox that shuts the whole thing down.
So Fury decides to head to the World Security Council floor,
where Alexander Pierce (Robert Redford) is meeting with the WSC's holograms
from The Avengers. They're a little concerned over the whole "S.H.I.E.L.D.
boat gets hijacked by pirates" thing, but Pierce manages to give a little
speech about playing the long game and trusting those appointed to make these
decisions, which he cuts short to meet with Fury real quick. The two old
friends greet each other, and Fury calls in a favor to ask if Pierce can get
Project Insight delayed.
Alexander Pierce: "Nick, that's not a favor, that's a
sub-committee hearing. A long one."
Nick Fury: "It could be nothing, probably is nothing; I just need time to make sure it's nothing."
Alexander Pierce: "But if it's something?"
Nick Fury: "Then we'll both be damn glad those helicarriers aren't in the air."
Nick Fury: "It could be nothing, probably is nothing; I just need time to make sure it's nothing."
Alexander Pierce: "But if it's something?"
Nick Fury: "Then we'll both be damn glad those helicarriers aren't in the air."
Pierce agrees, but tells Fury that he needs to get Iron Man
to stop by his niece's birthday party.
Pierce: "And not just a flyby. He's got to
mingle."
Elsewhere, Steve visits Sam over at the VA, holding a meeting
for vets with PTSD, including a woman who was pulled over for swerving to miss
a plastic bag on the road. Her gut told her that it was an IED despite what all
logic said.
It's good to see some veterans who are seeking therapy after
their time overseas. I can't help but think it was added to provide a nice
contrast to what was largely seen as Iron Man 3's legion of Extremis-enhanced
traitors.
Sam: "Some stuff you leave there. Other stuff you bring
back."
Some sentences are redundant. Other sentences aren't
redundant.
Sam: "It's our job to figure out how to carry it. Is it
gonna be in a big suitcase, or in a little man purse?"
It sounds like Sam has experience with some stuff he brought
back. After the meeting, he and Cap have a talk where he explains exactly what
that stuff was.
Steve: "You lose someone?"
Sam: "My wingman. Riley. Flying a night mission. Standard PJ rescue op. Nothing we hadn't done a thousand times before. Until an RPG knocked Riley's dumb ass out of the sky. Nothing I could do. It's like I was up there just to watch."
Sam: "My wingman. Riley. Flying a night mission. Standard PJ rescue op. Nothing we hadn't done a thousand times before. Until an RPG knocked Riley's dumb ass out of the sky. Nothing I could do. It's like I was up there just to watch."
Sam says that after that, finding a reason to be over there
was hard. And Steve can relate. In this strange new world, it's hard to keep
being the star-spangled man with a plan.
Big man wrapped in a flag. Take that away, what is he?
Sam: "Ultimate fighting? Just a great idea off the top
of my head.”
Makes sense. We already saw him beat up Georges St-Pierre.
Sam: “Seriously, you could do whatever you want to do. What
makes you happy?"
Steve: "I don't know."
Steve: "I don't know."
Elsewhere, Nick Fury is driving his S.H.I.E.L.D.-issued Chevy
Tahoe down the D.C. streets, calling Agent Maria Hill and telling her to get
her rear end over there under "deep shadow" conditions. He pulls up
to a stoplight next to a Chevy cop car. Instead of the occupants of both
vehicles bonding over their love of product placement-enforced Chevys, the
officers inside give him a dirty look.
Nick Fury: "Wanna see my lease?"
Luckily, the white cops choose to not harass the sarcastic black man, which should make one wonder if they’re really cops. Instead,
they just hit the siren for a quick burst before going on their way. Unfortunately,
that seems to have been the signal to the other cop cars, one of which blind
sides Fury in his literal blind side.
Cop cars surround Fury's Chevy, as do cops. According to the
Chevy's onboard computer, Fury's already got a fracture in his wrist, so he
uses the anesthetic in the glove compartment while SWAT surrounds him.
The computer voice... well, he's basically a JARVIS knock-off, so let's give him a name. I'm thinking... GERVAIS.
Anyway, GERVAIS (Robert Clotworthy) tells Fury that the DC
Metro Police dispatch is showing no officers in the area. Fury tells GERVAIS to
autopilot him out of here, but the feature seems to be offline. Luckily, this
is fiction, where any problem like that can be solved by rebooting. As the
system reboots, the not-cops open fire and chip away the integrity of the
Chevy's armor plating.
And to finish the job, the not-SWATs boot up a mechanical
battering ram which reduces the armor to 1% of its normal integrity, allowing
Fury to whip out a machine gun turret from his armrest.
With the systems rebooted, Fury keeps firing as the car
drives to safety. He tries to get his car to do the flight trick, as seen in
the pilot of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Back to the Future films, but most of the
gadgets and gizmos in the Chevy have been taken out by gunfire.
Nick Fury: "Well, what's not damaged?"
GERVAIS: "Air conditioning is fully operational."
GERVAIS: "Air conditioning is fully operational."
The high-speed chase streaks down the road, as Fury is
forced to navigate through the bullets and traffic to make his getaway through
the only open path. Unfortunately, this seems to have been the plan all along.
A mysterious masked figure waits in the middle of the road, launching a
magnetic mine to the underside of Fury's Chevy, blowing it up into the air and
down the road. The figure heads towards his prey, though he finds nothing.
Man, this guy was determined to see that lease. |
Fury managed to escape with what appears to be a plasma
pocketknife, slicing through the car and below the city streets to make his
escape.
Later that night, Steve returns home to his apartment
building, finding his neighbor, Kate (the nurse Black Widow tried to convince
him to ask out earlier, played by Emily VanCamp), getting off the phone with
her aunt and going to do her laundry. Steve offers to let her use his machine,
maybe get her a cup of coffee but she's busy and her scrubs are, like, super
grody.
"There are bodily fluids you didn't even know existed on these clothes." |
But before Steve heads inside, she tells him that he seems
to have left his stereo on. There's music coming from his apartment. Suspicious,
he enters like an intruder and goes in-tru-der window, grabbing his shield real
quick before peeking into his dark living room, finding Nick Fury, battered,
bloody, and drinking, waiting for him as old-timey jazz blares.
Nick Fury: "My wife kicked me out."
Steve: "I didn't know you were married."
Nick Fury: "A lot of things you don't know about me."
Steve: "I didn't know you were married."
Nick Fury: "A lot of things you don't know about me."
For example, he’s a Jedi Master.
As they talk, Fury shows Cap a note on his phone.
EARS EVERYWHERE
Which is why Fury keeps turning the lights off...?
But Steve gets the hint as Fury shows him the worst note of
all.
SHIELD COMPROMISED
Because he's an old man and doesn't have a cell phone handy,
Steve starts speaking in code.
Steve: "Who else knows about your wife?"
YOU AND ME
Nick Fury: "Just... my friends."
They don't get much further before Fury gets shot through
the window. With little time, Fury hands Steve the flash drive from the
Lemurian Star and gives him a final warning.
Nick Fury: "Don't trust anyone."
Having heard the gunshots, Steve's neighbor bursts in to
check up on things. With her gun.
Kate: "Captain, I'm Agent 13 of S.H.I.E.L.D. Special
Service."
This whole time, she had been assigned to protect Cap on
Fury's orders. As she radios in to get some EMTs on the scene, Steve jumps
through his window to the adjacent building to chase after the shooter. He
parkours his way through the office building, breaking down anything he doesn't
feel like running around. Walls are broken, papers go flying... I just feel
sorry for the guy who had been working for the past month on the Penske File,
only for his hard work to go flying as Steve tries to propel himself across the
room by trampling over the desks.
Steve gets to the other end of the building and watches the
shooter jump off the roof onto the next, lower building and follows him by leaping
through yet another window. Once on the other roof, Captain America throws his
mighty shield, expecting all those who chose to oppose his shield to yield.
But instead....
A game of Frisbee breaks out. |
Coming up in Part 2! Traitors, turncoats, and trust issues.
Small correction: It was Junior Juniper who died, not Pinky Pinkerton.
ReplyDeleteRight you are; Pinky Pinkerton was Juniper's replacement. Thanks, it's been corrected!
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