Gotham Girls.
I looked at the clock again. 3:36.
With nothing better to do, I cracked my knuckles and got to work.
While also wishing I had something better to do. |
A slider puzzle. |
3:50 PM. The slider puzzle sat before me. Solved.
And my reward was a glitchy “You Win!” screen. One step up from a "congladuration." |
Harley: “She had legs. Legs that started in New Jersey and ended up here.”
"What’s Elastigirl doing here?" I typed. I allowed myself a chuckle. This episode was going to be a gold mine. As far as Gotham Girls goes, anyway.
Harley: “In that litter box known as Gotham City.”
Shoot, I thought. I forgot to empty the litter boxes last night. I shook my head as I thought about how much poop the new kitten proved himself capable of making. Vowing to do it after I was done recapping, I continued to watch.
Catwoman: “It’s Velma.”
Harley: “She said.”
Catwoman: “You have to find her.”
Harley: “’Velma’? Somebody already wrote that one, cat. And it don’t end happily.”
My fingers paused over the keys. Obviously, it was a reference to Farewell, My Lovely by Raymond Chandler. But I didn’t know if my audience would get it if I followed that up with a reference to that book. Heck, I didn’t even know if my dad would get a reference that old. After making a note to probably make a Scooby-Doo joke instead, I continued to watch.
In overdone noir dialogue, Catwoman described Velma. Long story short: she’s a cat. Big surprise.
Catwoman offered Harley all she had left for this job: a squeaky mouse toy.
Her favorite one, probably. |
Batgirl: “Velma? Used to see an orange tabby around here went by that name. Mangy thing. Had to run ‘er in for vagrancy.”
Harley: “No. Calico. Gold eyes. Might be a runaway. Might be lookin’ to score some catnip.”
Hello, blatant drug joke in the DCAU. |
Harley concluded that the coppers weren’t going to help her, so she set off on her own. Next, she questioned Poison Ivy, who denied everything without even looking.
Poison Ivy: “Seen one, seen ‘em all.”
Harley: “Sounds like you got a beef against cats.”
Ivy complained that the cats moving into the neighborhood ruined her plants by using them as a litter box.
Poison Ivy: “They’re poison, I tell ya. Poison.”
Takes one to know one, I typed.
Ivy, you still make the best faces. |
What flavor is that ice cream supposed to be? Mildew? |
Harley: “It’s an old story, cat. You been dumped for a guy with a can of tuna.”
Catwoman: “Where is she?”
Harley: “Sorry, not part of the deal. I told her you were lookin’ for her. She knows where you live, the rest is up to her.”
But the pictures of Velma and her new family brought a smile to Catwoman’s face. And Velma Jr. as a present from Velma Sr. helped, too.
Kitty! |
Harley: “See? Anyone can write this stuff.”
Catwoman: “Speak for yourself, Shakespeare.”
And with that, the webisode ended. I got up and headed downstairs. There were a couple of little furballs I needed to see.
And I had to clean their litter boxes, too. |
Look, deep storytelling really isn't Gotham Girls's thing. So in the end, the big question is whether or not the webisode was any fun. And this one definitely was. I’m a sucker for noir, and this was a nice little spoof on the genre with a cute framing device.
(Also, this episode just happened to go up on 9/11. Not making a joke about that.)
Next time, things get even cuter as Harley starts up a gang of little girls. See you then!
Eh, they're simple, buy you still got something to say. I mean imagine if you were reviewing.....Batman Unlimited Shorts! (insert spooky noises)
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Oh, jeez, those better not exist.
DeleteOh, they do! Check DC Kids Youtube channel. You will find all 22 BU shorts alongside with 15 DC Super Friends shorts. All baaaad.
DeleteAlso, few DC Nation shorts! But. Only. Few. (Seriously, only first 4 Amethyst , 2 Plastic Man, not a single Teen Titans short...you get better options on DC Entertainment, though.)
- F.E.
....shoot.
DeleteI'm suprised you never mentioned that this went up on 9/11
ReplyDeleteOh, shoot, you're right. I made a note saying that the NEXT did. Whoops! Nice catch,
DeleteFun Fact, when I heard when this went up, I thought the same thing I thought when I saw Super Mario Maker's release date.
DeleteYeah, they were very careful to say "the 11th of September."
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