So if you wanted a story about magic wax figures on the loose, then you’re going to want to check out Gravity Falls. But if you want to see an exciting heist… well, you should probably watch Ocean’s Eleven. Either way, I’m stuck here covering Gotham Girls, and you’re welcome to join me.
|Please don't leave me alone with this show....|
|You sick creep.|
|I mean, really. What did they expect was going to happen?|
|That guy is so fired.|
Poison Ivy: “Not at all, Harl. Lots of people come to the wax museum as their favorite celebrities.”
You know, it’d be one thing if this were, say, the San Diego Comic Con. But when you’ve got the crown jewels on display in the wretched hive of scum and villainy known as Gotham City, then perhaps a modicum of security would be warranted. I mean, we live in a world without supervillains, and they still made me take off my mask when I dressed up to go see Watchmen in IMAX. So really, any single one of these dressed-up individuals could be planning to rob the place.
|Except for good ol' Honest Abe, of course.|
|And some of her teeth disappear.|
|But no wax Riddler, sadly.|
|Either wax Riddler.|
|Note to self: Find a legal way to find the old Lobo webisodes to Recap.|
Baby Harley: “Puddin’? Puddin’!”
|That's right, Gotham, make a wax statue of the worst mass murderer in America who's still at large.|
How does Ivy explain this to the other women in such a way that they don’t question the fact that a dead ringer for a known supervillain is nabbing a baby wearing the crown jewels?
Poison Ivy: “Father issues.”
So… is she trying to pass Harley off as the Joker’s daughter? She looks nothing like Duela Dent.
Ivy takes Harley to the car and they drive away, after Ivy puts a plant-matter car seat in the front of the car exactly how you’re not supposed to.
|Ivy, you're a terrible caretaker.|
Eh, it’s cute and harmless. Nothing special. It’s better than the first season, but really nothing to write home about. The wax cameos were really the highlight, but that’s still not saying much.
|Also, I found this face to be pretty amusing.|