That is in no way what I meant. |
For past episodes of Gotham Girls, I had felt like I was examining an antique. But today… I’m examining a fossil.
Rest in peace, Flash. May you be reunited with Shockwave in Silicon Heaven. |
The episode properly opens up on the Miss Criminal Mastermind Beauty Pageant, which appears to be a supervillain analogue of the Miss America competition.
Look, I'm not going to question its existence. Let's just say Black Mask has too much money and free time. |
Hey, at least these guys are honest about it. |
Host: “What is it about this town, eh?”
Well, vast economic disparity, corrupt politicians, crooked businessmen, and other factors all lead to a high rate of mental illness and superpowers, often overlapping. Next question.
First up is Poison Ivy. I’ve got to say, I’m already impressed that she has more than two frames in her walking animation. That’s a step up from Season 1.
Harley Quinn shows up next, and the animation gets even better as her kisses to the audience are animated surprisingly smoothly.
Third up is Catwoman. According to her shadow, her lips are floating off her face.
So maybe I was a bit quick to praise the animation. |
Oh, crap, it's Pandora! get her out of here before reality gets rebooted! |
Mystery
They know literally nothing about her. And yet, her lack of nefarious deeds still made her eligible for the contest.
Harley
“I’m just crazy about… well, hey, I’m just crazy.”
Poison Ivy
She’s serious about her pet cause. The judges’ final thoughts are “Lighten up, girl!”
Catwoman
A jewel thief who keeps getting off the hook. (Judges' Final Thoughts: Boy, do we wish we had her lawyer.)
The host asks each of them what their one hope for the world would be if they won the crown.
Catwoman would criminalize animal cruelty. I’d correct her by saying that animal cruelty pretty much is illegal, but she probably has a stricter definition of what “cruelty” is.
Ivy would “lobby incessantly” for park conservation and the prevention of plant abuse…. But I think we all know that “lobbying” means “threatening government officials.” The host gets a good laugh over her usage of the phrase “plant abuse” before realizing she’s serious.
Yeah, Batman's going to be finding his body in a dumpster tomorrow. |
Mystery has nothing to say.
For the final event, each criminal gets ten seconds to open a safe without triggering alarms. Ivy, having learned from "The Vault," gets a vine to do it. Catwoman slinks through the laser grid and reuses the animation of her slicing a hole in the glass last episode to get inside. Harley completely fails, setting up multiple alarms and failing to crack the safe with her hammer. Finally, Mystery is asked to show her special skill, and she uses Bat-bolas to tie everybody up because, shock of all shocks, she was secretly Batgirl in disguise.
Host: “Well, folks, it looks like we have a winner.”
And somehow, the winner is Batgirl. So… she won a criminal contest by being a hero?
Geez, Ivy's lookin' pissed at the audience. |
Review
This wasn’t as good as the last episode. I mean, it’s not bad. It’s nothing special, but it boasts more effort than anything in the first season. Still, not much actually happens in terms of plot, action, jokes…. Anything. Not much happens at all. But what does happen is pretty okay.
Next time, Poison Ivy tries to teach Harley how to be smart. S-M-R-T. See you then!
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