A big hello to the programmers reading this. They are the only ones not wondering who Tim is. |
No one even won this time. That's the problem with 3-way Rock, Paper, Scissors. |
I'm not even going to question it at this point. |
Poison Ivy: "The Belgian Miniature?"
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Okay, so I know you can't hear her actually say those words, but she pronounced "beldʒən" as "belgiən," with a hard "guh." Once again, we see the lack of quality control on display. Youd never see sutch mistakes hear onmy bIog,,
Anyway, they decide to play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide to see who should try to steal it. Because of course they do. Welcome to the interactive portion of this webisode.
If Catwoman wins, she breaks in and nabs the Belgian Miniature, only to get cuffed by Batgirl.
Thrilling. |
Harley: "Boingy boingy."
Wha...?
Guard: "What?"
Yeah, what he said.
Harley: "Boingy boingy."
Welp, I must have gone insane.
Turns out, she was referring to the sound her boxing glove guns make.
Obviously. |
If Ivy wins, she blows some kind of green pollen (I think) into the guards' faces. They cough and sneeze uncontrollably, and she waltzes right in. I was going to end this bit with "Yadda yadda, she gets cuffed," but Ivy actually succeeds in stealing the Miniature, leading the three ladies to fight over the thing.
Yes, that is the best thing you can do with a priceless painting. |
Batgirl: "No matter how you do it, crime doesn't pay, girls."
Then, logically, this whole webisode was pointless. |
Well, at the very least, I like how the interactivity was implemented in this one. While it was kind of limited, the Choose a Path storytelling was a step up from previous attempts at interactivity, like the pointless bubble popping in the first one. And apart from the fact that they're stealing a painting of a waffle, the plot and writing were both pretty good. Of course, the animation is as terrible as ever, which is a setback.
Still, I've seen much worse from Gotham Girls. This one was actually pretty fun. Next time, a Catwoman webisode. See you then.
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