Uh, it’s been a couple weird days for me.
Long story short, don’t open emails with “Ultron” as an attachment. Bad things happen.
|"An understatement, flesh pile."|
|"You will do my bidding!"|
|"I shall dictate what you will recap and review."|
|"And you shall do another. May of Ultron."|
|"MAY OF ULTRON!"|
|"Make a picture for it. Like with Hulk Month."|
|You didn't say anything about the level of effort you wanted, Ultron.|
|"No! I demand the return of Earth's Mightiest Heroes to the NewtCave!"|
|"Then, you ugly bag of mostly water, I- what?"|
|"Then it shall keep you pacified until your death."|
|"And from this blog, I shall spread across the internet to begin the Age of Ultron. |
By the time you finish recapping the second episode of Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes,
I will have amassed enough memory to begin my work."
|"Then I shall email your secret porn collection to your girlfriend!"|
|"You think you can hide your precious data from me? I am… wait."|
|"...I was expecting you to secretly have a porn collection."|
|"Although I did find a folder labeled DnD_STUFF that looks important."|
|"And if you want your precious 'Aurumasquerades' and 'Candlebearers' to keep their stats, you will do as I say."|
|"Oops. I accidentally deleted the 'Lanternhead' file. Wasn't that your favorite?"|
|"Let me put it another way. Recap the Ultron two-parter. Or I kill you."|
|"If you refuse me, I shall do it inconcievably painfully. One organ at a time."|
|"A wise choice."|
Wish me luck.