Scratch that. Does anybody without an age-regression fetish
like this sort of plot?
It's just that I've seen many a
TV show tackle this story element, and I've never seen a single one elevate it
from more than just a gimmick. Power Rangers, Star Trek: TNG's
"Rascals"....
Even Justice League Unlimited barely got that plot to work. |
Now that the Avengers are up to speed on the Infinity
Stones, we can begin a sequence of episodes revolving around finding them and
dealing with their amazing powers.
Except for one.
In the comics, there are six Infinity Stones (actually
called Infinity Gems).
Collect them all! |
1: It has its own separate plot line closely associated with
the Gem.
2: The idea of a "soul" is difficult to deal with
in a way that neither confirms nor denies the idea of things like
"heaven" or "God."
It's that second point that provides the biggest problem, so
Avengers Assemble has understandably decided to not adapt the vaguest and most
problematic Gem.
And they've done this sort of thing before. Marvel: Ultimate Alliance
features a whole chapter in Mephisto's hellish realm with every reference to a
soul using the term "astral energy."
Also, is there a way to save both Jean Grey and
Nightcrawler? Because giving every single subplot an attainable happy ending except for one is just bad game design. I get that it's supposed to be a
sadistic choice, but if no matter what you do, Uatu the Watcher criticizes
you....
Sorry.
So, yeah. No Soul Stone. Which might be for the best, since
it's pretty hard to differentiate its abilities from the Mind Stone without
going into semantics.
The Time Stone, on the other hand, is a plot device that
could lead to any number of time-related stories.
You could have the Avengers go back and interact with the
events that led to them becoming superheroes, though that was already sort of
covered by "Planet Doom." Time itself could break, causing all of
history to happen at once. (And indeed, this is sort of what happens.) But the
writers chose to turn Tony Stark into a kid... and I'm not entirely sure why.
Obviously, it would seem to be a reference to the Teen Tony
arc from the comics that people choose to ignore, or perhaps a sly little nod
to Iron Man: Armored Adventures... or would it? I mean, what do these things
have in common other than simply featuring a young Tony Stark?
And I don't think I'm alone when I say that character
de-aging is a tired gimmick.
Having said that, I do like the idea of forcing Tony Stark,
who looks toward the future, to become a child again and face his demons. And
yet, those demons manifest in ways that have nothing to do with being turned
into a kid. He snaps at Captain America, saying that his dad always wanted him
to be more like the good captain. Sure, his teenage hormones are likely leading
him to get so emotional, but it's still a sentiment that could be expressed by
an adult Tony Stark.
To be clear, yes, I think the age regression plot is pretty
dang weak, but that's not the only reason I dislike this episode. Heck, this
episode has some positive aspects, too. Part of the problem is that each
positive aspect is countered by a negative one.
Tony figuring out the Skull's mad ramblings, moving the
ongoing plot forward: Good
Tony getting de-aged: Bad
Playing the de-aging for horror: Good
Playing it for laughs first: Bad
Delving into Tony's personal life and demons: Good
Bringing up a sudden sibling rivalry-type issue with Cap
before abandoning it: Bad
Creepy hunt for Tony Stark: Good
Home Alone antics: Bad
And even putting aside the Home Alone antics, did Tony
really have to build himself an entire armor? Seems to me that he could have
just whipped up something to power up the unibeam from the arc reactor in his
chest and just use that to blast the Red Skull out of the building.
Speaking of the arc reactor, why didn't he remove the Time
Stone earlier? He spent most of the episode freaking out about it, but all he
had to do was just pull it out. I get that they were trying to turn it into a
thing about overcoming one's fears... but seriously, he could have clicked his
heels together and pulled the Time Stone out the whole time.
Characters
Hawkeye
Hawkeye
Karma really seems to hate Hawkeye this episode, which is
probably due to the fact that he keeps making unfunny jokes about not wanting
to go back in time because he hated grade school. They weren't even worth
mentioning in the Recap, they were just there to give Hawkeye his quota of
snark.
I'd feel sorry for him, but the grade school running gag really annoyed me. |
Tony Stark
Tony Stark had an annoying habit in the comics for a bit
where he'd refer to himself as a "futurist" to defend his unpopular
decisions, basically saying that he knows what's best for everybody because
he's making a better tomorrow, yadda yadda.
Fun fact: The decision Iron Man's defending led to World War Hulk, and by extension, "Planet Leader." |
Synchronicity. It's not just a song by Rush. |
Young Tony Stark gets to go over his daddy issues again. But
surprisingly for the MAU, this episode makes the best of "Show, don't
tell" with the birthday card from Howard. That simple shot said more about
their relationship than anything Tony said in "The Arsenal."
But that doesn't change the fact that we already went over
his absent father in depth during "The Arsenal." Sure, the topic is
retreaded better... but it's still retreaded.
Other than that, Tony Stark gets mildly mouthy and childish,
reignites a jealousy of Captain America that go nowhere fast, and plays Home
Alone pranks on "punks" the Red Skull.
It's not the worst example on an age-regression plot, since
the actors portraying the younger Stark (Will Collyer and Brandon Hender) are
pretty good. In fact, Teen Tony (Will Collyer) shows more emotion and vocal
range than Adrian Pasdar does.
Captain America
I'm not exactly sure where the sudden rivalry with Captain
America comes from, or why it sets him up as a big brother figure out of
nowhere to never be mentioned again... but I do like his final moments with
Young Tony. It's easy to forget that big, burly, buff Captain America was once
the skinny, scrawny Steve Rogers, and this was a good opportunity for Cap to
use that to save the day, rather than his super-soldier powers.
Red Skull
First and foremost, it's nice that his crazed ramblings have
finally been deciphered, even though the speed and ease with which Tony did it
sort of makes Black Widow look bad by comparison, since she's been fruitlessly
interrogating him since at least "Thanos Rising."
Did she not think to read what he was writing? |
So much for calling him "Hawkeye" because he never misses a shot or a clue. |
But that doesn't change my main point. All the Red Skull did was write down the things he's been saying. "Mind." "Power." "Time." He's been saying that since the second episode of the season, so it's not like he wrote down any new information. And there's some stuff clearly written by the outline of the hand he's drawing; you'd think that could have clued in the Avengers sooner.
But with those ramblings deciphered, the Red Skull finally became more than a plot device; he became a character again. And what a character.
Crazy Red Skull chasing Tony throughout the tower started
off in the vein of Home Alone, but once he nabbed a crossbow and stalked
Tony... well, that was one of the best sequences in this entire show. With one
crossbow, Red Skull presented more of an immediate threat than he did when he
had Tony's stolen armor.
It's ironic that the more powerful Red Skull is, the more
likely he is to engage in buffoonery.
When his mind is broken, he nearly
murders a child. When his mind and body are restored to their prime, not only
does he get his butt kicked, but...
Yeah. |
And why didn't he break all of his bones from the impact? |
This will be eventually be resolved in an episode focusing
on Ant-Man and Hawkeye, and his connection to Thanos and the Infinity Stones
will not be followed up on. Most likely because by that point, the show will forget about the Infinity Stones.
The Tesseract all over again. |
And now that I mention it, I wouldn't be surprised if the
Red Skull's fate here was simply to get him out of the show quickly, now that
he's no longer important to the Infinity Stones plot.
So... yeah. This is basically the end of the Red Skull's
subplot. Didn't really amount to anything.
Howard Stark
It kind of seems as though the show is pulling a 180 on
whether or not Howard was a good man. "The Arsenal" seemed to hint at
Tony forgiving his dad, since he had built a robot to be Tony's friend... and
yet, this episode depicts Howard as outright neglectful who should have made
more time for his son.
Apparently, he had time to build a robot and fill it with holograms. |
And the really weird thing is that this episode was written
by the same writers as "The Arsenal" and "Thanos Rising."
If I were to give this episode the benefit of the doubt, I'd
say that this might be a bit of a reality check. It's great to know that Howard
Stark loved his son and was making him a robo-buddy, but that doesn't change
the fact that he wasn't there for his son; a wound ripped open by Tony's
regression to childhood.
But if that's the case... well... what's the point? Tony's
daddy issues are swept aside as soon as he spots his old armor design. Like
many subplots in this episode, it goes nowhere.
Animation
As much as the Marvel Animated Universe loves to bring us
mediocre animation on a regular basis, this episode goes above and beyond on
two fronts that the MAU rarely excels in.
The MAU doesn't usually present us with animation errors,
but it rarely gives us animation that's cool to look at. Hawkeye fires arrows,
Cap throws his shield, Iron Man shoots stuff. There's little in the way of
flair in terms of cinematography or choreography. And yet, this episode gives
us good examples of both.
Captain America's fight with the Red Skull has some
excellent choreography, with each combatant executing cool attacks. And the Red
Skull stalking Tony with a crossbow has some very suspenseful cinematography.
Final Thoughts
Honestly... it could have been worse. It's not as bad as the
immensely-illogical "Thanos Rising," but it's not as good as
"Nighthawk." Having said that, though, it's still better than a solid
chunk of the first season.
It really does try to justify the de-aging by coupling it
with time shenanigans, and it does have some solid action and the most
suspenseful sequence in Avengers Assemble thus far as Red Skull hunts young
Tony with a freakin' crossbow.
Then again, that only comes after a bunch of Home
Alone-ing....
So I'm going to split the difference and declare it of
largely average quality, with the good and the bad averaging each other out.
Though with the caveat that your level of tolerance for played-out de-aging
plots does play a factor in your level
of enjoyment.
Next time, MODOK returns to switch the Avengers' minds.
Perhaps I spoke too soon when I harped on and on about how the plot of this
episode was old hat.
See you then!
Skull hadn't been seen writing anything... he started doing it in this episode.
ReplyDeleteI went back and checked "Thanos Rising," and he has already started drawing on the wall by that point. The fingers aren't filled in, but there are still words scribbled on the wall.
DeleteI have also edited this review to address the point further.